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Humour: Silent Odorless Farts

01 Mar Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments Off on Humour: Silent Odorless Farts

An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I’ve been here, I’ve farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?”

“Here’s a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week.”

Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson’s office.

“Doctor, I don’t know what was in those pills, but the problem is I’m farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?”

“Calm down, Mrs. Harris,” said the doctor soothingly. “Now that we’ve fixed your sinuses, we’ll work on your hearing!!!”

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Many people do not see the need of pursuing a spiritual discipline
but a few exercise of meditations can show us clearly
to our own selves
how much we need spiritual disipline
not be a slave to our minds and desires.


old indian sadhu (spiritual seeker)